To Whom it May Concern:
You stole my pink e-bike out of my back yard in the near downtown arealast night. I am a retired, widowed grandmother and this was my only form of transportation. Not only did you steal my bike, you stole my independence; my ability to shop, attend appointments and visit my friends and family.
Please return my bike no questions asked. It can't possibly be as valuable to you as it is to me.