Thank you to whoever stole the $10 plastic Walmart lantern and a citronella candle from ON my porch in the 1400 block of Moy Ave. If you seriously needed my cheap outdoor decor and a way to keep mosquitos away you should've knocked on my door and I'd have offered you something nicer.
Please consider returning my items. You should feel ashamed of yourself. Steal some food if you are starving, not random crap at someone's front door. Obviously there is no personal value to what you took but it's the principle. I work hard for even a $10 piece of plastic. Oh, and when you bring my stuff back please pay no attention to the cameras mounted on my house that are there for this exact reason.