Spotted : To the heartless person who hit my car in the Devonshire mall parking lot today while I worked I just want say thank you for not leaving me a note or reporting yourself. And for ruining a university students Christmas break. I look forward to forking out what little money I do have and racking up a nice credit card bill in order to fix the damage you did to my car. I sincerely hope karma comes back to you and any others who does this to someone's vehicle. You don't deserve the privilege of driving if you don't have the decency of owning up to your accidents.
Happy holidays.
Signed,
An upset mall employee.