I was driving east down Wyandotte the other day, in the neighborhood of Parent and Hall. I was the mom in the minivan full of small kids. You were the guy in your mid-to-late 20s walking west bound, toward us. Your pants were hanging a good 6" below your ass, with your belt keeping them on your mid thighs, so much so that you were having a hard time walking.

You caught my eye and gave a cocky half smile before you blew your nose. Now, by that, I don't mean that you removed a tissue from your pocket and blew your nose. I mean that you put your finger over your left nostril and blew a bunch of stuff out on to the snowbank and ground in front of you. Then you moved your finger to your right nostril and did the same from your left.

I just want to thank you for catching my attention before performing this incredible act. And then I want to remind you that when our generation is hailed as the most classless, unintelligent and ignorant in years, you are one of the reasons why. Stereotypes become stereotypes for a reason.

And a quick reminder to the rest of the world? Please don't lump all of us together in that category, I was as disgusted by this as you would have been.

Signed,

I Would Have Happily Given You a Tissue