To the lady who ordered breakfast from Tim Hortons at Central. When I grabbed my order I drove to work and then opened my bag and noticed I got the wrong order. I heard you ordering behind me and I heard you ask for mayo on a breakfast bagel. Be more considerate next time, not everyone likes Mayo....

I am totally kidding, I hope you enjoyed my Panini sandwich, unless you did the smart thing and check your bag before leaving the drive-thru. The coffee was #OnPoint tho

Signed,

The guy who gave away your sandwich because me no likey mayo
(I can only imagine how funny it would be if this actually found its way to your newsfeed)