To our waitress at Boston Pizza,

You should have NEVER got your smart serve and became a waitress. You were very slow, you have horrible customer service, you only came to our table once, and we asked for marinara for dipping sauce and you got us spaghetti sauce. So either you have a hearing problem or you just didn't care about a tip. Hope you enjoyed the 3.00 off yeast infection cream for your tip. Oh yeah and thanks for being such a crappy waitress cuz your manager gave us 50 percent off our whole meal.

Signed, The lady that hopes you lose your job